straight-no-chaser:

[Accepts the hug with a low sigh, turning his eyes back to her with a hint of a smirk as she backs off and accuses him.] Ah, that’s right, you’ve caught me. I have been purposefully trying to build your figure. If only I didn’t just leave my dishes lying around to lure you in. [Crosses his own arms and raises one eyebrow sharply.] Would that be responsible of me? Does responsible have a specific flavor, then, or does my responsibility not extend to such specifics?

I’d say you caught me! I’m hopelessly addicted now. I don’t think I could ever stop eating your food! Not that I’d want to! /laughs, uncrossing her arms to hook her hands behind her back and rock back and forth on her heels/ 

Mmhm! Responsibility is strawberry! With little fruity bits! And whipped cream! 

(Source: candiescakesandpastriesohmy)